“why do we even have that lever” is made funnier by the fact there are only 2 levers to begin with (disguised as a pair of tusks on a statue)
i find the implications hilarious:
kronk only had to remember the location of one lever, and couldn’t even manage that
but on the other hand, it’s easy to get two identical unlabelled levers confused, this one’s on yzma tbh
yzma only needed to make one lever to begin with, but she actively chose to turn thesecond tusk into a functioning trapdoor. she could have just…just not connected the second tusk to anything. it didn’t need to have a function
upon reflection, this also answers the question itself: “why do we even HAVE that lever?” it’s because yzma herself specifically designed it as a booby trap. “why do we have that lever?” because yzma had it built to keep people out of her secret lair! yzma made the very purposeful choice to put that lever there! and then both she and her inept henchman immediately forgot about her own booby trap! yzma that is YOUR LEVER!!!!!
why do we even have that lever? because you built it yzma. these are the machinations of your own design yzma! YOU ARE TANGLED IN A WEB OF YOUR OWN WEAVING YZMA! YZMATHAT IS YOUR CROCODILE!!!
shout-out to everyone in the notes claiming that kronk pulled the wrong lever on purpose. you are so right, this is the face of a himbo who knows what’s up
#the best thing about kronk is that he is very very competent just at nothing in his actual job description #yzma keeps him around so she can be competent-passing in comparison but she is ALSO a dumbass! #dream team
The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.
I just learned that DJ Casper, who originally performed the Cha Cha Slide, passed away yesterday, so I am reposting this in his honor because I actually love the Cha Cha Slide.
very funny to imagine the prehistoric women depicted in “venus figurines” being told they are “morbidly obese” by modern physicians. listen to me neolithic matriarch. you are fat. hunting wild game and knapping flint axes and walking 4 miles a day is not enough exercise. you have prediabetes and need to eat under 1500kcal or you will die. tsk tsk. your sleep hygiene is bad. you look at the fire too much at bedtime
